>> 中美文化偏见
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Chinese Stereotypes of Americans
1.Americans have AIDS and generally have sex with anything that moves. (AIDS的发源地、容许同性恋结婚,怎叫中国人不这么想?)
2.Americans don't care about their families so much. (实在也不比我们差,甚至更在乎)
3.Americans are rich. (gap比拟大,首富当然是比尔盖茨)
4.Your life is constantly in danger in the US because the crime rate is so high. (这个也要看的)
5.Mixed ethnic background = intelligence. (不是早有人说了嘛,文化大熔炉应当改叫文化大拼盘)
6.Most Americans own a gun. (似乎不是这样滴,不过电影里蛮多的)
7.American media are biased against China and are generally "anti-Chinese." (这个不知道)
8.All American men are "se lang." (最最少看上往是)
9.Americans are generally crazy and do all sorts of crazy things (probably involving sex). (美国人碰到了中国人,就会crazy,不过大多数修养较好,不会计较)
10.It is impossible for Americans (or any non-Chinese) to learn the Chinese language. If you can say "ni hao" correctly and carry on a basic conversation in Chinese, you must be a genius. (这个跟是不是美国人没关系吧)
11.All Western countries are basically the same. (生涯程度差未几,文化差别确定也有的)
12.Americans are uncivilized because they eat raw food (and they eat it with knives and other weapons). (实在他们啥餐具都会用,包含筷子,呵呵!)
American Stereotypes of Chinese
1.Chinese are polite and traditional. (事实上是,既不讲礼貌,性观念又比其他观念还要开放)
2.Chinese know kung fu. (基础上都是花拳绣腿)
3.Anything related to China is ancient and mysterious. (古老和神秘的东西都被抢夺了,留下来一个烂摊子,现在越来越morden了)
4.Most Chinese dress like Huang Fei Hong. (这大概和他们感到中国人都会武功有关)
5.Chinese women are subservient to men and are morally purer than Western women. (社会正向女强男弱的阶段过渡,中国的女人一向是搞什么恋的都有的,传奇私服1.85复古版,最多就是肉体上纯粹一点)
6.Things like fashion and sex probably don't exist in China. (Oh! No,no,no......)
7.Chinese are forced to worship Chairman Mao through brainwashing and thought control; if you utter a thought not approved by Chairman Mao, you will instantly be sent to jail or shot. (这个最好还是不要说)
8.All Chinese (and everyone else who isn't American) desperately want to come to the US. (谁不想去好处所呢,当然不想往的也有,心态,决定你人生(2010每天必读),不过多半是感到自己往不了)
9.Chinese (and all Asians) are good at math. (有点的)
10.Every Chinese (and everyone else who isn't American) desperately wants American-style democracy; if you don't, you must be a brainwashed communist or, even worse, French. (这个不知道)
11.All Asian countries (China, Japan, Korea, etc.) are basically the same. (很不一样的,长得也不一样)
12.Chinese are uncivilized because they eat things like rats, monkeys, and pig intestines (and they eat them with sticks). (不是所有的中国人都像广东人那么吃的,用筷子倒是真的)



